Chapter 120 The Poor Ant Hell
Chapter 120 The Poor Ant Hell
If you ask Shen Nuo which dungeon he hates the most, he might have thought about it three or ten minutes ago. If you ask him this question now, he will definitely blurt out without hesitation, Ant Hell!What is Ant Hell, a giant maze dug by hardworking and brave little ants... Fuck your sister's ants!If he sees it, he will be crushed hard!Comrade Shen was furious.
When it comes to the labyrinths of Ant Hell, even the most patient lose their temper.It's not because of how difficult and dangerous the road is. In fact, there are no monsters in Ant Hell, but only the same monotonous scenery.Those present are all masters of many games at any rate, and they have gone through countless mazes. This is the first time they have encountered this kind of online game maze with the purpose of cheating people.Do game companies still want to make money?Do you want to use a maze to trap all players?Various speculations could not help but emerge in everyone's mind.
One day, a long time later, Ge Shu learned from his old friend that this maze that everyone hated was actually the result of a famous game designer who took pleasure in torturing players and was kicked out by his GM because of the unharmonious X life. made.
Before that, let them continue to experience the charm of Ant Hell!
When Mo Xirong, the leader, hugged the rabbit again and said helplessly that he was lost, someone in the team finally broke out.Mr. Rabbit rushed out, swung his staff and hit the same wall at the same wall.As a matter of course, the magic staff let go gorgeously and drew an arc, Ge Shu picked up the staff and grabbed him by the back of the neck and dragged him back.Li Mo sighed and rubbed the center of his brows with a headache. Facing this kind of maze designed purely to make people get lost, no matter how much experience they have, it becomes nonsense.
In the gloomy atmosphere, a wise voice suddenly remembered. "I said, don't you think you have walked here once?"
Throwing a pen and looking at the complacent Shen Nuo, he barely resisted the urge to stuff raisins into his mouth, and stared at him suspiciously.Yingtang behind him smiled silently, no matter whether throwing pens into the army and killing people were just acting or they were really in love with each other, with such a pig-like rival in love, no matter how deep the relationship was, they would be defeated by the other party's repeated mistakes.
"Look, does that stone look like a bull's horn!" Everyone followed his fingers to see a bland stone standing alone in the corner.
"Does it look like it! Does it look like it!"
I couldn't find anything in common between a stone and a cow even though I stared at it. Comrade Shen, you can't say that someone looks like a cow just because the edges and corners of an innocent stone are a little sharper.
Mr. Rabbit came forward and patted him on the shoulder earnestly, "The organization needs talents with abstract thinking like you."
Shen Nuo raised his tail to the sky.
In the following time, under someone's unrestrained imagination, the group of people were able to miraculously avoid going wrong until they met a stone gate.
The reason why Ant Hell ranks first among Shen Qipa's most hated dungeons is that, apart from its uniform and unpleasant tortuous roads, the most perverted one is the Shimen in front of you.Perhaps the designer has read too much of the Arabian Nights about Alibaba and the Forty Thieves, and each stone door is forced to open the door with strange conditions.For example, there is something like this: [Opening condition: Mage]
"Damn it!" Shen Nuo thumped the ground, "Why did you choose a profession that we don't have!" He was dragged back by Zhubi Congrong with a blushing face.
Another example is this:
[Opening condition: Dwarf]
"I made a calculation in the morning, it is not suitable to go out today." Mr. Rabbit pretended to pinch his fingers, "Why are there no dwarves in our team!!!"
For example, there is this:
[Opening condition: fire magic attack]
Shen Nuo happily threw a fire phoenix on the stone gate, and the stone gate automatically flipped open.
But this time, what are the conditions for opening the stone gate?Shen Nuo cautiously waited for the instruction to open the door to appear on the door. Really, he was most afraid of this thing, and he was simply less moral than him.
Under the attention of all the people, a line of faint blue words tremblingly emerged on the stone gate. [Opening condition: predestined person]
Destined person?What's the meaning?This male and female, is it attacking or receiving?Shen Nuo struggled for a long time, and finally said, "Which one of you is willing to sacrifice for the people and make trouble with this door."
Mr. Rabbit waved his hand solemnly, "I'm sorry that my lower limit is still at the NP level of humans and beasts, and I cannot accept inorganic substances for the time being."
Several people behind heard the words and turned black.Mo Xirong touched the whipped cream in his arms, and felt that it was necessary to keep the stupid rabbit away from this scary priest next time, who knows if Mr. Rabbit will let an innocent game pet go.
"I think it wants you to put your hand on the stone slab in front of the door." Although the combat effectiveness of the caster is negative, he is a first-class columnist of "Xiongqi Daily". Handy.
Hearing this, Shen Nuo raised one paw and pressed it against the stone slab on the left.Following his movements, the slate emitted a circle of blue light around it. "No way!" Thousands of alpacas ran past in an instant, "Dude, I'm not gay! Just let me go!"
Throwing a pen and joining the army was silent for a moment, and then said, "The predestined person it said should be two of us. There is also a stone slab."
They walked up one by one and tried, but the stone slab on the right didn't move at all, even the most promising Li Mo showed no mercy.Shen Nuo pouted bitterly, muttering in a low voice that he and Li Mo must not be true love.
"There are only two people left." Mr. Rabbit lingered on Toubi Congrong and Yingtang with meaningful eyes for a moment respectively.If Shen Nuo and the cast-a-pen army were predestined, it would be an activity of abuse of scum that the masses love to see.If Shen Nuo and Yingtang are predestined... This is actually a novel in the style of hunting novels, right?
Cong Rong stepped forward cautiously and touched the slate, but the slate did not respond.Shen Nuo gasped, could it be what he thought?Yingtang stepped forward, and the slate immediately lit up like a dog's leg.
The sentence on the stone gate has changed again. [Opening condition: a predestined person kisses one]
"I want to complain!" Shen Nuo shouted.Even if he shouted to complain, as a faithful computer code, Shimen would not answer him.
Yingtang grabbed Shen Nuo with a dark face, and pulled his hand viciously, leaving a circle of teeth marks on it.
"It's bleeding! It must be bleeding!!!" Shen Nuo covered his hands and jumped.He secretly scolded Yingtang for biting his hand like a hoof!
After paying the price in blood, Shimen opened shyly with a creak.Everyone fished through one by one, and Shen Nuo kicked hard to get revenge when he walked by.As a result, I hopped around holding my toes for a long time.
The tragedy continued, and when another stone door appeared in front of their eyes, the few people basically had the mentality of breaking the pot, and they had already broken their morals anyway.Mo Xirong walked ahead, and before he understood what was going on, he was sent back to the original place by the system in a flash.
Throwing pen Congrong looked at it seriously, "It may be something like infrared rays." Looking closely, there are indeed many faintly shining lines in the air.
Shimen also gave a hint at this time. [Door opening condition: successfully reach the front door]
Shen Nuo gave a thumbs up to Toubi Congrong, "As expected of being the star of "Xiongqi Daily", it's amazing!"
Yingtang was taken aback, and his falcon-like gaze immediately swept over, "Are you not too blind?"
"Ah, the vest was taken off!" Shen Nuo exclaimed and immediately covered her mouth.Throwing Bi Congrong glared at him with a red face, and nodded slightly.
Yingtang's face suddenly became ugly, "Who is the visitor from space? You?" Shen Nuo shook his head desperately.Although he couldn't figure out how the obscene dog in the newspaper who looked like a pure and kind little sheep was not too blind, but he quickly remembered the high-profile show of love between the two critics in the newspaper.He always thought that he would always be waiting for him at the corner of the intersection, such a stupid person would always go alone even when he was playing online games, otherwise he would not have fooled people into the bait at that time .A person who is purely like a little white flower never thought that this little white flower might have been broken before he was away.Why does the person who should be alone and waiting for him to warm him already have a gay friend in the game who can make ambiguous jokes in public?He didn't want to think about the answer, preferring to regard him as a trap set by Shen Nuo.
"I said, can we talk about vests and other issues later." Miss Mo stood at the front with the rabbit in her arms, "Go through this strange formation first." She took a step forward and was bounced back the moment she entered the formation.
"It seems that a person can only have one chance." Geshu concluded.
Looking at the formation that was as dense as a spider's web, the two humans present fell silent.Geshu and Tiaobi Congrong were the first to withdraw voluntarily.
"I'll try." Li Mo volunteered.A bat broke into the formation, and a bolt of lightning suddenly fell from the top of the cave, and the bat that was scorched by the electric shock fell to the ground instantly.
Li Mo raised his head and found that the group of unscrupulous guys had more or less strange expressions of "Don't worry, I won't tell you about your being struck by lightning" on their faces.Especially Shen Nuo, who was completely gloating, as if saying that just now was definitely the most embarrassing time he had ever seen himself.
"So, is that the only way?" In front of the tricky formation stood three furry animals who were equally bitter and vengeful.Contestant No. [-], Slag Gong Tabby Cat.Contestant No. [-], a fat bunny.Contestant No. [-], a hamster who is so fat that he has no waist.Contestants No. [-] and No. [-] began to do waist twisting exercises to warm up.The tabby cat shook its beard, snorted coldly, tapped the ground with its slender tail, and suddenly arched its body over the first silk thread.I saw Yingtang turning lightly in the air, passing the second silk thread smoothly and landing lightly.
Let's look at contestants No. [-] and No. [-] who have finished their warm-up exercises.The two of them rolled on the ground in great embarrassment, rolled over two silk threads and successfully joined the tabby cat.Yingtang jumped forward and then jumped left and turned right to pass the level with graceful posture. Mr. Rabbit slowly crawled on the ground, occasionally jumping a few times. Due to his height, Shen Nuo could only roll around on the ground all the time. It greatly affects the appearance of the city.
After finally reaching an open space, Shen Nuo hugged his stomach and panted heavily. God, he hadn't exercised for a long time and felt that the fat all over his body was disobedient.Yingtang glanced at him contemptuously.Mr. Rabbit raised his head and looked at the situation in front of him. Which idiot came up with this?The bottom is tightly blocked like barbed wire, but there is not even a single wire on the top. Is this ready to play tennis?
The reason why Yingtang has become famous among many professional players is that besides his solid basic business, there is another reason. This person is extremely tolerant. In front of him, he can still put on a gesture of friendship and cooperation.He shook his ears and tapped Shen Nuo with his tail.Before Shen Nuo recovered, he was rolled up by a long and thin object.The tabby cat jumped up gracefully, and when it reached the highest point, it let go of the hamster curled up on its tail and threw it, and the hamster landed precisely on the ground in front of it.Yingtang bumped into the silk thread due to insufficient height and was sent back to the starting point.
As for Mr. Rabbit, since he realized that he could not pass this level, he has been holding a cabbage and eating in the open space like no one else.
Contestant No. [-], who was lucky enough to survive, stood up and fought alone. Looking at the dense silk threads in front of him, he felt that his scalp was about to explode.Fortunately, the system has a weird background music, which sounds like someone is scratching the wall.Chacha, chacha, chachacha, with a unique sense of rhythm.After being stunned for two seconds, he realized what was going on, and turned his head to howl at Mr. Rabbit, who gnawed on the cabbage to the point of forgetting himself. "I said brother, you can eat as soon as you eat, don't make such a rhythmic chewing sound!"
Chacha, chacha, chachacha.Mr. Rabbit tried to puff up his cheeks to chew silently, and his eyes were pure and innocent.
The Baituanzi hamster crawled forward with a black face.Finally, before Mr. Rabbit destroyed the cabbage humanely, Shen Nuo managed to touch the door panel, and the door creaked open.
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