[Online Game] Fluffy Days

Chapter 101 The Scumbag Author Chapter Is Here



Chapter 101 The Scumbag Author Chapter Is Here

Under the venomous sunshine, in the exquisite cabin, there was a fat hamster pretending to be dead with its stomach upright.The breeze opened the curtains, sending heat waves into the house, and the hamster kicked and twisted impatiently.The thick animal skin under his body has long been replaced by straw mats woven by skillful girls. Shen Nuo half-closed his eyes and slid on his back, trying to stick himself on a clay pot filled with cold water.

Hot... hot!

At this point, the men in Lego Village go out to hunt, while the girls go out to collect wild fruits or weave at home.Shen Nuo, the new patriarch, had no choice but to live a drunken life of doing nothing. He took a bite of a juicy fruit with purple juice dripping from the corner of his mouth. He decided to make persistent efforts to sleep and have dinner after waking up.I don't know how Li Mo has been doing in the past two days. Recently, every time I go offline to eat together, the other party looks at me very scary, as if seeing a piece of meat that has been thawed and waiting to be cooked.

Shen Nuo scratched her stomach and decided not to think about that annoying guy.

The tabby cat on the tree flicked its tail lazily under the protection of the shade, and stared at the window of the cabin without blinking its round cat eyes.Finally he moved.

The hamster was lying on the straw mat, wondering what kind of dream it was, and there was a suspicious transparent liquid at the corner of its mouth.Turning over, her stomach rested on something soft and warm.What the hell?In the dream, Shen Nuo moved uncomfortably, dying of heat.He raised his leg and kicked it twice, the hot thing didn't leave but seemed to get hotter.He couldn't take it anymore and opened his eyes. "Fuck the yarn!"

The silver-gray tabby cat stared at him with slender pupils, and a touch of pale gold flashed in the emerald eyes.

"Cat? Cat!" The former word was full of doubts, but the latter one was completely terrified.My mother, where did the cat come from!

The tabby cat opened its mouth to reveal its pointy teeth, and its tail was raised, in a totally aggressive stance.

As an adult man, Shen Nuo is not afraid of cats.But the problem lies in this fucking system. Due to the system settings, cats have a threat bonus for Rat players, that is, Rat players have a certain probability of triggering the "petrification" state when they meet a cat.Unfortunately, this certain probability is actually a very high probability.Basically, as long as there is a cat, nine out of ten mice can't move.There is only one mouse left that can move. If this cat player can be killed, the system rewards will be very generous.In addition to gaining a lot of experience rewards, the killed player will also randomly drop a piece of equipment.

In front of the master of the system, the scumbag has no power to resist, and can only be played with obediently.Sadly, Shen Nuo was petrified all over his body, with his two paws curled up in front of his chest, and he stood upright with difficulty using only his two hind legs.

The tabby grinned, and a mocking grin appeared on the cat's face.A paw hit the hamster, and Shen Nuo was immediately brought down.The hamster lying flat presents a very attractive shape. If this action is done by an adult, it must be quite sexy. Unfortunately, this is a fat hamster.The tabby cat glanced at the sprawling mouse, and pressed its front paw on the hamster's belly.He pressed it, seemed very satisfied with the elasticity of his belly, raised his paw and patted again.Shen Nuo wanted to cry under his claws, but why was he petrified? Damn, don't pat my stomach.

"Hello." After finally regaining his courage to be scared away, the invincible Shen Huyou said, "You are a player, right?"

The cat shook its tail, and patted Shen Nuo's stomach heavily as an answer.

Shen Nuo felt that his lungs were about to be squeezed out.

"Hey, I think we need to have a good talk." Glancing at the claws on his stomach, he quickly added, "In a peaceful and friendly way."

The tabby cat still didn't speak, Shen Nuo felt that he was sneering.

"Hey, hey." He was in a hurry, he couldn't help but take pictures with his small body.If he continues playing like this, let alone his life is thinner than paper, his body will be thinner than paper. "Actually, you are also doing tasks in the village. We can help each other, form a team to fight monsters and so on."

The hamster continued to fool around, "Look, my character is very good, there is a possibility of hidden missions if you follow me."

The tabby cat didn't bother to pay attention to him, and just whipped him against the wall with its tail.Shen Nuo slid to the ground against the wall in pain.What's the matter with this person, Shen Dahuyou was very frustrated when he met this kind of indifferent guy for the first time.

The tabby cat sat down in a royal posture and said, "Cooperate."

If Shen Nuo couldn't move, he would definitely nod his head desperately. "No problem, strong man, how do you want to cooperate."

The tabby cat glanced at him, then jumped off Shen Nuo's bed and walked to the hamster.Shen Nuo looked up at him expectantly.The tabby cat pulled the hamster back to the bed with a flick of its tail, and Shen Nuo was aggrieved lying on the straw mat.

"How did you get to Lego Village." The tabby stretched out its claws and continued to ravage his hamster mat.

"It fell from the dragon's back."

Tabby Cat:  …

Shen Nuo felt that the other party's eyes became subtle and slightly contemptuous. He looked warily at the cat's tail hanging obediently on the table, and howled loudly, "Really, I didn't lie to you! It just fell from the dragon's back. !"

A white hamster with fried fur was reflected in the clear eyes of the tabby cat, "Is this the new continent you opened?"

Shen Nuo glanced at him hesitantly, feeling that the other party didn't look like the kind of person who would go mad because of jealousy, so he gave him a confirming expression. "it's me."

The tabby patted him with its paw, throwing him a party invite. "I'm Yingtang."

"What? Hard candy?!!!" Shen Nuo was surprised.

That's why some people were looking for smoke by themselves, and the cat's tail cut through the wind and hit him hard in the face.

Comrade Shen Qipa forced an expression of enjoyment, "Domineering, too domineering. One word short of becoming a mourning hall."

The tabby cat squinted its eyes and flicked its tail again. "If you don't want this place to become your mourning hall, shut your mouth." The cat scratched the wooden table with its paws, and there were three more paw prints on the table.

"Ya Butterfly!" Subconsciously, Shen Nuo covered his chest with his paws and crotch with his paws, "Huh? You can move now." Unknowingly, the petrified state had disappeared, and the hamster sprinted out of the door like a carp.

"Come back." Yingtang shook his ears displeased.

The hamster rushed back with a speed comparable to that of a rocket, barely stopped halfway, and rolled into a ball due to inertia.Yingtang rubbed his claws on the table with interest.The dumpling hamster tried hard to push a woven basket full of fruits to the tabby cat, and hugged a red fruit like a dog, "Strong man, would you like one?"

Yingtang slapped the fruit away with a disdainful slap, and the hamster held its paws in fear and stood still. "We need to finalize our plan for leaving."

Shen Nuo blinked her eyes and said sincerely, "I think this place is good, really." With food, girls, and a whole village of housekeepers, it is simply heaven.Besides, what if he ran out and was caught by Li Mo, is sex fun?

Yingtang stood up abruptly, his emerald eyes fixed on Shen Nuo's body.His ringed markings make him look less like a cat and more like a majestic miniature tiger.

Shen Nuo shrank his neck, this man was much more terrifying than Li Mo.Although Li Mo's aura was scary when he was a killer, he was not as scary as this guy.It's just unreasonable. "Brother, if you fell into the holy lake back then, you would have enjoyed the same treatment as me."

Yingtang glanced at him and changed back to human form.A black-haired man leaned against the wall and stared at the hamster on the table. "You can only enter here but not exit. If you want to go out, you must undo the seal of Laiguo Village. I have been here for two weeks and still haven't found any clues."

"If you can't find a way to leave, you have to learn to enjoy life, brother." The hamster skillfully hugged a red cherry, anyway, if he was killed, he wouldn't go out, and Li Mo would catch him back and have sex!very scary!

Yingtang stared at him silently for a long time, and finally thought of something, "You don't know who I am?" There was a hint of disbelief in his voice, and some subtle disappointment.

"I know." The fat hamster nodded, "You are Yingtang."

The black-haired man was still waiting for the next sentence, only to see the other party gnawing on the cherry, and looked away helplessly.Why did such an idiot come here? If it wasn't for going out... the fists beside him suddenly clenched.

In fact, Shen Nuo can't be blamed for this. This guy hasn't played games much since he graduated from university.Naturally, he didn't know a famous professional player like Yingtang who had only emerged in the past two years.If you want to talk about another big thing this person did in the game recently, then he is even more unclear, because he was floating on the sea during that time.

When Shen Nuo went offline that day, he perfunctorily finished Li Mo's daily side-by-side questioning as usual, and went straight to Baidu, a small computer.Li Mo watched behind him holding a cup of hot tea, "Have you met Ying Tang?"

Comrade Shen hugged the computer violently, "You peek!"

Li Mo raised the corners of his mouth and bent a nice arc, "I'll see more in a few days." His gaze slid down along the opponent's waistline.

"Damn it, it's shameful to be a hooligan." Shen Nuo kicked him.He had an ominous premonition, did this person guess something, why did he always have a smile on his face these two days.

Li Mo simply turned his face and bit his mouth, "You probably don't know this person very well. He is a well-known professional player. He openly accepts entrustments from other players, and the success rate is very high."

"Like?"

"Do you know the game "Martial Arts Romance"?"

Shen Nuo leaned against the other party and sank comfortably on the sofa, "The keyboard online game a few years ago. It was quite famous. My ex-girlfriend played it for a few months." Immediately, someone pinched his waist in dissatisfaction.

"He defrauded the only god-level weapon in the game from a player for a client."

"How to cheat? This kind of weapon is usually bound."

"He opened a female account, and the other party willingly paid a high price to unbind it and gave it to him voluntarily."

"It's too scumbag, cheating money and sex."

Li Mo rubbed his chin against the soft hair of the other party, and reached into his clothes to caress slowly, "A few months ago, when we were still at sea, Yingtang sneaked into the Shenying Guild, and in the end because of stealing information from the gang, Was whitewashed by the vice president, Blue Sprite. I don’t know why I entered the same sealed area as you.”

"That long-winded guy like Blue Sprite would actually whitewash others, I can't think of it." He frowned, and slapped Li Mo's hand away, "You bastard, where are you touching!"

Li Mo chuckled, didn't mind, and put his arms around him. "I suspect that he may have the ability to disguise himself. A person like him would not risk exposing himself to be an undercover agent. After all, this is not a keyboard online game. You can open as many accounts as you want."

Shen Nuo was drowsy against the other party, "Anyway, it's just that it's cruel."

"What did he threaten you with?"

Shen Nuo woke up suddenly, turned around and gave the other party an elbow, "I won't tell you! You want to lie to the information again, right!"

Li Mo smiled treacherously, "There is no need to lie to you about the information, I will find you soon."

Shen Nuo frowned, rushed back to his room with the small electric in his arms, and continued to yell through the door.Bastard, bastard, scumbag, scumbag!


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