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"Beautiful dreams, colorful ideals, and freedom!"

Hundreds of thousands of students responded with shouts.

"Banana banana banana~!"

"Banana banana banana~!"

Like a plague spreading, the increasing rustling of banana leaves merged into a chilling wave of sound.

Danheng's face was turning as green as his body.

"The evil ninja first had the evil spirits spread decorated mediums, using entertainment as a cover, to plant the seeds of evil magic in the hearts of the ninja disciples."

Luan Po's gaze was sharp as lightning, sweeping across the frenzied crowd.

"They also plotted to usurp the position of their master, cultivated the seeds of evil magic, and caused the evil magic in their hearts to take effect, assimilating the ninja disciples of Origami Village... What a heartless, ruthless, and merciless conspiracy!"

"Brownie, how's it going?"

The traitor Dan Heng looked at the technical expert in the team. March 7th was right. There was another hacker in the team who had mastered the EtherEdit, which made many things simpler and easier.

For example, right now, without Hacker Rabbit's unique data perspective from its Ether Editor, no one would be able to judge the situation of the meme virus.

"The concentration is increasing explosively! The rate is terrifying!"

Pineapple Rabbit raised her hand and pressed it against the side of the eyepiece, where she could roughly see the concentration of the meme virus.

The Banana Monkey data stream is surging at an alarming rate.

"Let me show you the power of the Chaotic Ninja Art, all your evil and sorcery."

Ranpo pulled his hat brim low, pulled out two brightly colored spray cans from behind his back, and struck a standard ninja starting stance.

"Dazzling Colors, Ink Paintings, Ninja Tools—"

"Wait, what are you going to do?"

The three little fruits reacted quickly, leaping up and grabbing Luanpo's arm as he was about to press the spray button.

"Of course, we'll use the Dazzling Ninja Art to exorcise evil spirits."

"Ruri-no-Fruit Ninja, why are you stopping me?"

Luanpo spoke matter-of-factly, glancing with a hint of doubt at the green apple hanging on his arm.

"Uh, it's nothing, I was just asking."

The three little fruits stared at the two cans of spray paint, which looked exactly like ordinary party supplies.

"...Can your stuff eliminate meme viruses?"

"This is the preliminary form of the chaotic ninjutsu, and it has not yet gathered the great power to eradicate evil spirits."

"Then let's not spout nonsense."

March 7th quickly chuckled and smiled apologetically at the students who were casting curious glances around him.

"Haha, she's just joking to lighten the mood~ Don't mind her, she won't make you laugh!"

For the students of Origami University, a group of talking jelly fruits, while novel, is not too outrageous.

After all, this is a beautiful dream.

The Banana Dream Troupe has a variety of costumes, and the arcade machines on the street can also turn people into the Hanu Brothers for an adventure.

Turning into fruit is novel, but not quite a fantasy, unless it's like the two cats and mice at the opening ceremony of the Harmonious Music Festival.

"Qiongzai! Qiongzai! Stop daydreaming! Is my Holy Sword ready yet? Let's go take down the principal!"

Xing shook her hand wildly, resting her chin on her hand and gazing at the sky like a pineapple-shaped snowflake, having made up her mind.

Since Jiao Shou has already shouted for freedom, it should be reasonable for her to freely cut him down, right?

"Stop shaking it, here you go."

Feeling dizzy from being shaken by the Star Core Essence, Qiong took out the Holy Sword and threw it to her.

"Oh!"

Cheng Liuxing's eyes lit up instantly, as if he had obtained a priceless treasure. He took the holy sword, which resembled a broken blade but exuded a majestic aura.

According to the legend, this is a peerless divine sword bestowed upon the Yellow Emperor by the gods of heaven to defeat Chi You. It contains boundless power and is a divine sword for slaying demons and monsters.

It's just a version of the Yellow Emperor from the Fruit World, so his strength is hard to say.

Qiong Jiang imbued the sword with the power of Yu Du Chen and Jizo Mitama, giving it a special attack attribute against memes.

"Great job! Here's a reward for you~"

Cheng Liuxing touched it lovingly, then gave Pineapple Qiongxue a big kiss on the face. As if tasting the sweet pineapple flavor, she took a few more bites.

"Seven, Seele, Brownie, Bronya, this is for you."

Qiong distributed the swords that had been enchanted with Feather Dust and Jizo Soul.

"Hey, do we get a share too?"

The three little fruits jumped over in surprise.

“Ah Qi, your sword is called the Sword of Devotion - Divine General Sword, which can summon Little Fruit Battle Treasure.”

Qiong handed a divine sword, its body entirely azure and its lines exquisitely beautiful, to March 7.

"Summon! Ah Qiong, you mean you can summon a mecha?"

He instantly perked up on March 7th.

"That's right, everyone can use the sword to summon the Fruit Warrior Mech."

Qiong distributed the materials while explaining them.

"Duck, your sword is called the Arrogant Sword. Grey's is called the Wind Shadow Sword. Seele's sword is called the Immortal Cloud Sword. Brownie's sword is called the Benevolent Sword."

"Danheng, I'm sorry, I didn't get your character's matching mecha. I'll definitely make it up to you next time. Give me the Cloud-Slaying Spear, I'll give you a buff."

Qiong felt a little guilty for not including his good friend, but there was nothing he could do about it.

There are only seven battle treasures. Blame Kiana for not drawing the Demon King as well.

"It's alright."

Dan Heng responded calmly

Unlike March 7, who was drawn into the hobby by Xingqiong, Danheng was indifferent to mechas. He would be happy to try them out if they were available, but it wouldn't bother him if they weren't.

After returning the enchanted Cloud-Striking Spear to Dan Heng, Pineapple Sky Snow jumped onto Luan Po's shoulder and looked at Jiao Shou on the podium.

"That guy is the original Doctor's follower you mentioned before, right?"

Luanpo raised an eyebrow and pondered for a moment before giving his answer:

"I cannot be 100% certain, but it is very likely that it is the evil leader of the Jade Ninja of the Monkey King."

"I can smell the scent of the prey."

"In that case, let's go."

Qiong grinned, wielding both the genuine Crimson Sky Sword and the Crimson Sky Sword formed from the Earthly Treasury Soul, and vanished from the spot in a blur.

"Fruit Warriors, launch!"

"Huh? Just like that, we attack?"

San Xiaoguo was a little confused. Didn't Luan Po say that he couldn't be 100% sure?

Without a second thought, everyone gripped their gleaming weapons and charged after the pineapple-colored figure.

Using its small and agile pineapple body and the interference of Feather Dust, Pineapple Snow silently crept to the shadowy side of the podium.

On stage, Prim was still enthusiastically waving a monkey doll, stirring up a wave of cheers from the audience.

Right now.

Qiong narrowed his eyes, raised the Jizo-equipped Crimson Sky Sword, and shot towards Jiao Shou's back like an arrow.

A righteous sneak attack.

"A delicacy from outer space!"

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"What incredible speed! Such swiftness, could it be the legendary Yellow Flash of the ninja world reappearing in the human world?"

Luan Po stared in astonishment at the jelly-like pineapple that had almost turned into a streak of light.

"Wait, isn't 'Flying Delicacies from Outer Space' my signature move?"

Orange Star expressed its protest.

This is blatant copyright infringement!

laugh!

The pirated Crimson Sky Sword was enveloped in a crimson data stream, while the genuine Crimson Sky Sword was wreathed in a dazzling sharpness. The two streams of light pierced Jiao Shou's back and kidneys with unparalleled precision.

thump--!

Jiao Shou's body instantly stiffened and he collapsed onto the podium covered with ribbons and confetti.

The student council members on the edge of the podium looked terrified and slammed their fists on the table, shouting:

"Principal assassinated! Lock down the entire venue!"

Instantly, a group of monkey guards dressed in sharp black suits and wielding energy weapons surged out from all directions like a tide, completely surrounding the stage.

"Ahhh! Banana banana banana!"

"What happened, banana?"

"Why does the principal look like a banana!"

"Call the police in Banana City right away!"

In the square, tens of thousands of students erupted in chaos, fear and confusion replacing the jubilation of the celebration.

"It was done so easily?"

Ignoring the chaos of the distribution, the Fruit Warriors quickly ran to Qiong's side. Cheng Liuxing curiously poked the corpse on the ground with the tip of the Holy Sword.

"No, this guy isn't dead."

Pineapple Sky Snow raised her eyebrows and shook her head.

He originally intended to use the Jizo-myo-style Crimson Sky Sword to search this guy's memories, but after the power of erosion entered Jiao Shou's body, Qiong discovered his abnormality.

It is not the main body.

This body, which looks like a monkey, actually has a structure somewhat similar to a memetic virus, and can be considered a variant of the Sleeping Banana Monkey memetic virus.

The other party created a clone using a variant meme virus.

"As expected of a genius's companion... I thought this class could have gone on for much longer."

Banana, who should have been dead, slowly got up from the ground. Strangely, there was no bleeding from the penetrating wounds to his heart and waist. He turned his huge green experimental goggles toward Pineapple Sky Snow.

Compared to Qiong's well-known status as the Pope of the Seven Days Church in Pinocchio, Jiao Shou is more concerned with his status as the 81st partner of the Genius Club.

"You confessed faster than expected, so this really was Doctor Primal's conspiracy?"

Ganzhe Danheng held a slender spear, as long as his body.

"conspiracy?"

Jiao Shou shook his head, speaking earnestly:

"These mediocre people have been nurtured by the wrong bananas. The doctor wants to turn the misguided world back into a potential embryo, giving them a chance to grow again. This is their honor and their salvation."

"Mediocre people only indulge in unrealistic fantasies and become a superfluous part of the evolution of civilization."

"As the partner of a genius, don't you understand this?"