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"Hahahaha, with everyone watching, even if he wants to love me like a mountain, there's nothing he can do. I'm so clever!"
"Wait a minute, holy crap, this might get some perverts even more excited?"
While Li Mubai was acting erratically, in another office of the academy—
Xiao Hei hid itself completely under a blanket about the size of several palms, its four paws gripping the four corners of the blanket tightly, while Luo Luo, holding onto the middle of the blanket, kicked its legs and tried its best to pull Xiao Hei's blanket away.
"Little Black, come out quickly! Something terrible has happened!"
"No, no, I'm so ashamed to face anyone now... It's all your fault! I tried so hard to play with you as a bribe, and you treated me like this... Waaah..."
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Chapter 135 I, Xiaobai, will take the throne today and show you!
"Hmph, you have the nerve to say that? You actually let that little brat drag you away with an entire world!?"
"It's still the same important Guilty Crown world!"
From under the covers came Xiao Hei's aggrieved voice: "You know he's a little rascal, right? Meow didn't want to either, who knew he would be so cruel..."
Why didn't you tell me sooner!
"I've dragged this out for so long trying to bribe you, and this is what happened to me? If I'd told you sooner, would I have fared any better?!"
Lolo paused for a moment, then chuckled darkly, "You're right. I guess I'll skin you alive."
trembling……
"Hmph, whatever. The academy doesn't have many worlds in its reserves to begin with. I'm going to find that little bastard right now and take back the Crown World. I'll show him what a 'powerful dog' really is!"
Luo Luo slapped the ground a few times with the spicy strips in her hand, then huffed and puffed.
"No, meow!"
Startled, Xiao Hei immediately poked out half of its head and jumped up. Apart from that, the rest of its body below the nose was wrapped tightly in the blanket, making it look like an egg roll. Then it hopped and skipped to Luo Luo's side.
Seeing this, Lolo grabbed half of Xiao Hei's head and shook it violently, "It's just that I plucked all your whiskers, is it really that big of a deal!"
"My whiskers are my lifeblood, meow! What you're doing is worse than killing me, waaaaah..."
"Didn't you say spicy strips were the one?!"
"Spicy strips and stuff..."
At this point, something resembling a mosquito coil appeared in Xiao Hei's eyes, constantly spinning.
Unconsciously, it muttered, "Spicy strips, cats love spicy strips. A cat that doesn't eat spicy strips might as well be dead. Spicy strips are more important than life..."
Then Little Black jolted awake, exclaiming, "Whiskers are a cat's second life!"
???
This wasn't the first time Lolo had seen Xiao Hei like this. She assumed it was a side effect of the brain damage Xiao Hei suffered after the last battle. Otherwise, why would it, which originally hated spicy snacks, suddenly become so addicted to them...
"Ugh, never mind you anymore, I'm going to find that little bastard right now and settle the score. I don't know what he did, the system actually followed his orders and acted recklessly. This system must have expired by now!"
"This matter has caused a huge uproar throughout the entire college, and even our advisors are questioning us!"
Xiao Hei muttered under his breath, "What do you know? The system doesn't want to get destroyed again..."
"What did you say, Xiao Hei?"
"Oh, it's nothing, I meant..."
Just as Xiao Hei was trying to cover up his slip of the tongue again, a knock sounded at the door.
"Dear Vice Dean, I am Li Mubai, the president of the student council."
"Look, the student council president has come knocking on our door. Let's see how you, the vice dean, will manage now!"
Luo Luo glared angrily at Xiao Hei, then turned around and disappeared on the spot.
So... she didn't see that when she heard Li Mubai was coming, the light in Xiao Hei's eyes was comparable to a 30 million watt light bulb.
After Luo Luo disappeared, white smoke rose from Xiao Hei's body with a "pop," and he transformed into an old man wearing glasses. The difference was that his beard had completely disappeared.
After tidying up his clothes a bit, Xiao Hei decided to open the door himself.
Li Mubai, who was waiting to be received, was stunned, because according to the usual custom, it was always others who entered to see this old man...
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look up at the vice dean.
Ever since——
[Holy crap, this old man actually shaved his beard completely! Is he planning to expose his ugly face entirely?!]
[I remember Dad saying something like, "Male men shave their beards before they make a move on a girl, is it so they can kiss her more easily?" How scary! Is this old man really going to make a move on me? Is he going to be a tyrant at the academy?]
"Dad, Little Black, come save me..."
No, I can't bow down to the old man's power.
Li Mubai steeled his resolve and said, "I wonder if you've finished reading the suggestion I gave you?"
Hmm, let's test the waters first and see how this old man reacts to my impeachment.
Xiao Hei thought for a moment. A suggestion? What suggestion? Wasn't she here to question me, just like Luo Luo said?
Because it had been sullen since plucking Luo Luo's beard, it didn't really know what had happened at the academy. It only knew that the little rascal had caused it another headache. As for what Li Mubai was talking about, it hadn't actually seen it.
[Is this referring to suggestions regarding the standardized management of the college?]
So, after transforming into an old man, Xiao Hei, who had always appeared serious in front of outsiders, revealed a kind and friendly smile.
Regardless, it's always good to offer some praise first, right? It's better than admitting you didn't see it.
Yes, we can't let Xiaobai feel that our good intentions have been wasted.
Out of a desire to encourage Li Mubai, Xiao Hei decided to say the following:
"Great, I've read your suggestion. It's excellent, you're fantastic."
However, upon seeing this, Li Mubai secretly felt a chill.
[Holy crap, this old man is really cunning. How can he still laugh like that when facing reactionary forces who oppose him?]
[This old man has never smiled before, could this... be a smile hiding a knife?! Yes... that's it... you're absolutely right, he's definitely hinting that he's going to use me as a scapegoat!]
No, I can't give in to my father's dream!
Li Mubai gritted his teeth and said again, "But I think that, Vice Dean, you might be getting older and less capable of handling these matters, so..."
Upon hearing this, Xiao Hei's eyes lit up!
[As expected, as expected, Xiaobai wants me to retire early and support L... a young one, right? Okay, okay, but seeing how hesitant Xiaobai is, she probably lacks confidence. I need to encourage her more.]
So, Xiao Hei smiled even more brightly:
"Yes, that's what I think too. I believe there are a few young people in the academy who are capable of taking my position, and you are the most outstanding one among them."
[Holy crap! Did this old man see through my ulterior motives? Or is that what he really meant?]
When he was unsure of what to do, Li Mubai subconsciously glanced at the old man again.
[Damn, what a terrifying look! His eyes are practically glowing green! This old man is definitely, absolutely planning to use a knife on me!]
[Waaaaah... It's so scary! Daddy, Little Black, Little Seven, please protect me!]
Li Mubai said with a somewhat forced expression, "Yes, me too..."
"Too?"
[Xiao Bai, hurry up, hurry up, tell me you want to be the vice dean! I'll give you the position later!]
The light in Xiao Hei's eyes grew even more intense.
【I raised you from a baby, feeding you, lifting you up high, and even taking the fall for you when you got into trouble outside. I cooked all three meals a day, not to mention the daily chores like sweeping and dealing with expired spicy snacks!】
"Little Bai, you've grown up. It's time for you to take over my responsibilities and shoulder this great task, isn't it?"
Then, on Li Mubai's side...
[Waaaaah, Daddy, Little Black, Little Seven, I can't take it anymore! This old man's eyes are terrifying! He looks like he's going to eat me alive!]
"I'm sorry, Dad, I still want to save my first time for you. Please forgive me for chickening out. This old man doesn't care whether it's legal or not..."
[I was wrong, Vice Dean, I shouldn't have tried to usurp my position, sob sob... please don't hit me...]
Ever since——
"I also feel that I have indeed performed exceptionally well among the younger generation, but how can I compare with your many years of experience and unparalleled wisdom, Vice Dean?"
"Although there have been many rumors circulating in the college recently, I will continue to support you as always."
"I believe that under your wise leadership, the college will become even more prosperous."
"After all, everyone has witnessed your efforts over the years, and we have seen your dedication and hard work firsthand."
"We admire your greatness and diligence, our beloved Vice Dean. I believe you will not be bothered by such trivial matters."
"I apologize for disturbing your rest. Goodbye."
After saying that, Li Mubai turned around and left quickly.
Xiao Hei was completely petrified on the spot...
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Chapter 136 Hand over the murderer, Li Wei!
Li Mubai, who had just left Xiao Hei's office, clutched his bare chest with his right hand, panting with a pale face.
"Damn it, the old fox is indeed cunning. That old man spoke so shrewdly, yet he revealed his murderous intent so clearly."
"Luckily, I was quick-witted. Now that I think about it, judging from the fierce look in that old man's eyes, if I hadn't backed down, I probably would have been caught in a trap."
"Hey……"
Thinking of this, Li Mubai sighed deeply.
"After this incident, judging from that old man's cunning, he will probably keep increasing my workload, and then when I can't handle it anymore, he will make me unable to perform the job and fire me."
"As expected, I was too hasty," Li Mubai lamented. "That damned Li Qingyi, he didn't even try to stop me! Damn it, he definitely has ill intentions..."
"That's right!"
Li Mubai gritted his teeth: "He was definitely waiting for this day, otherwise why would he always encourage me to challenge that old man? Father X is also a poison he used to lull me into a false sense of security!"
"Otherwise, why would he refuse to accept the embezzlement when I offered to misappropriate 100,000 yuan of public funds for his enjoyment out of kindness? I clearly told him that even if the truth came out, I could plead with the execution department to give him a quick death!"
"Isn't this better than making him give back those 100,000 points?"
"Damn it, how could I, Li Mubai, who has been so wise all my life, make such a foolish mistake? I couldn't even see that my subordinates had such wolfish ambitions!"
While indulging in conspiracy theories, Li Mubai, with a dark expression, planned to go back and settle accounts with someone.
"Speaking of which, who was the main figure at the center of this incident? I wonder who was so capable as to hack into this lousy academy. It's a waste of talent to have such hacking skills not being used to steal resources..."
In front of an office in the college—
Xiao Hei watched Xiao Bai walk away and sighed deeply.
"It seems that Xiaobai lacks confidence and feels that he is not yet capable enough to serve as the vice dean?"
"In that case, I'll assign her more tasks so she can hone her skills. Once she becomes proficient and confident, she'll be ready to take over my responsibilities, right?"
Thinking about it this way, in order to help Li Mubai grow up as soon as possible...
then--
Xiao Hei brought up his personal interface and casually swiped away some more academy affairs for Li Mubai.
Meanwhile, Li Mubai, who was on his way back, immediately received a notification.
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