69novels Chapter 19
Chapter 19
Different from the human voice of the system dog, this time the warning is a machine voice.
As a man who often boasted about his IQ, Fang Xiaobai had already discovered the difference between the two.The system dog is more like a pet that follows him, without many substantive functions.The one that makes the sound of the machine is the complete opposite, and it is the one that speaks when encountering important situations.
Playing Lao Tzu for a fool?It's just a Mary Sue traveler, why don't you make such a fuss!A person like Lao Tzu who has experienced many battles has never seen anything.Mary Sue, it can be done in minutes. (Just brag, Comrade Fang Xiaobai, you will suffer later!)
Hehe, colorful eyes, colorful hair?Fuck, it's so ugly.People with long eyes, who would like this!As long as Mr. Darcy's aesthetics is normal, it is impossible to fall in love with such a girl.No threats, no pressure.But the second-hand system, is this world really offline?Even sister Mary Sue has appeared, what is impossible?
While complaining, Fang Xiaobai leaned half on the bed in leisure time, but as the person with the multicolored eyes got closer and closer, he felt bad all over, his whole body was stiff and so uncomfortable!This is so exciting!
Damn!Come out and see Mary Sue!Looking at your attire, I thought you were a beautiful young man like me!As a result... Fuck, I'm going to lose my eyesight!
Guliang, you are a woman!A woman disguised as a man with colorful eyes!Please, even if you want to pretend to be a man, be more professional, okay?Wrap your chest tighter. Is it really okay to have something bigger than a papaya hanging in front of you?I am not a blind man!Sure enough, you can't have too much hope for Mary Sue!This IQ is too worrying!
No matter where the player is, the system dog can use the live broadcaster to broadcast the system simultaneously.So, as a system that was left in the hotel, unwilling to be lonely, it spoke: "My dear player, please don't underestimate this creature called Mary Sue in front of you! They have a kind of aura of their own, As long as you are in their halo, you will unconditionally have a good impression of them!" The system dog suddenly said.It is a human player who is really worried about his fish lips!Although this system is thousands of miles away, but players, my heart is always with you!Why didn't the system visit the Bennett family with the player!Why!Why!This system also wants to meet Mary Sue!
Fang Xiaobai frowned, it was indeed troublesome to have a halo.But that's okay.As soon as his eyes rolled, Fang Xiaobai came up with an idea in an instant.
With the appearance of Lao Tzu losing too much blood, he doesn't even need to act, but he looks so weak and pitiful. He is definitely one of the candidates for Marysu's harem.As long as you have a good measure, you must let Darcy know that I have him all in your heart, and you must show in front of Marysu that you have him in your heart.Of course, you have to pretend to be casual and tell Darcy that Mary Sue loves him deeply, and he is naturally ruthless on purpose.
Ahhh, I am indeed a genius. When Mary Subei Daxi is eliminated, I can go to comfort her.But it's just to influence Mary Su, although it's a little difficult, but it's nothing special.After all, difficulty is a good thing. A man like Lao Tzu who stands on top of the world wants to challenge the difficulty!
After Fang Xiaobai thought of a solution, he ignored the noisy system dog who didn't know where he was now, and stared at the dog who had made his own way and sat beside his bed with eyes that were foggy from the pain. Mary Sue, said: "Did you save me? Where is this place?" Nervous, shy, with a touch of melancholy.Perfect acting - I'm just that good!
Sure enough, Mary Su was shaken, her eyes widened suddenly, Fang Xiaobai wouldn't say anything.After Fang Xiaobai spoke, she reached out her hand to touch his head worriedly, and said in a piano-like clear voice: "Do you have a headache? Poor sir, you fell off the horse and broke your head. It flowed everywhere. If my brother and I hadn’t happened to pass by, the consequences would have been unimaginable.”
ding ding ding-
Three huge exclamation marks appeared in Fang Xiaobai's brain. This kind of mushroom cool with anxious IQ is really cute!Ask why?Needless to say?
Because they have already confessed their identities!Fang Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, knowing himself and the enemy, he will win every battle.
In the original book of "Pride and Prejudice", there are two girls who have older brothers, and they have a close or distant relationship with Darcy.The Mary Sue in front of her is either Miss Bingley or Miss Darcy.Fang Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, no matter which of the two Mary Su was, he had already figured out how to deal with her.Marysu, who has her own halo, meets his "Holy Light Shining", which one is more powerful?
"Player! Player! Don't ignore me!" The system dog ran in tears, the two halos were head-on, and they really wanted to watch.
Humph, the onlookers are all dead.Fang Xiaobai turned on "Holy Light" without any hesitation, and then said, "Is that so? Thank you so much, miss. However, I have a question, if you don't take the liberty..."
"No trouble, no trouble, how could it be trouble!" Miss Mary Su waved her hands again and again, blushing.what's up?Why do you suddenly feel that this gentleman is even more dazzling?Oops, there doesn't seem to be such an attractive blond man in the original novel.Could it be that scumbag Wickham?But, it doesn't look like it.Ms. Mary Su looked at Fang Xiaobai's face as white as a gardenia, and her face wavered.No matter, it doesn't matter even if it's Wickham, I can definitely tune/teach him to be a loyal dog.
"Sacred Light" is indeed a Madonna-type skill, Fang Xiaobai looked at Miss Mary Su's flushed cheeks, and smiled lightly.Note that when using this kind of misty smile, you must grasp the three formulas - fast, accurate and ruthless.Appear quickly, hit the target accurately, and finally deliver a ruthless message.
As a little liar who has just graduated from school, Fang Xiaobai is undoubtedly excellent.After the smile disappeared, he lowered his long eyelashes, and said sadly and uneasy: "Miss, do you know who I am?"
"what!"
After a period of chaos, Fang Xiaobai was finally diagnosed with temporary amnesia by the doctor.
Amnesia, what better trick than amnesia!
Rather than letting Marysu and Darcy get in touch, it's better to step in and squeeze in between the two in the name of amnesia to monitor the broken words all the time.
Of course, in addition to this benefit, there is another very big benefit of amnesia.Lao Tzu's character here is a melancholy and beautiful boy with an aristocratic atmosphere from time travel.Once he loses his memory, even if he is suspected by Mary Su and the reborn blackened Mary, I can still fool around in the name of amnesia.In a world where there are reborn girls and time-traveling girls, transformation cards are really not a good thing...
Looking at the person standing in front of him, Fang Xiaobai had no choice but to give a huge thumbs up to his judgment.If nothing unexpected happened to the couple, they would be XX and XX; and the handsome and serious black-haired man with curly hair must be Mr. Darcy; of course, standing beside Mary Sue looked at him with a worried look Yes, it must be Mr. Good Man Bentley.So, dear Miss Mary Su Bingley, are you ready to accept my big move?
"I'm really..." Fang Xiaobai looked at the people standing around his bed, showing an embarrassed expression, "I sincerely apologize." Fang Xiaobai's eyes fell on Mr. Bingley who was closest to him, After all, he was the master of Netherfield.And getting in touch with Darcy too early will definitely arouse Mary Sue's vigilance.
Come on, dear Bentley, let's come and make love.Once the time is right, I will definitely let you successfully get together with Miss Jane Bennett.
Mr. Bingley did not disappoint Fang Xiaobai. He immediately took a step forward, before his sister Mary Sue could speak, and said, "Sir, please don't have any burden to stay until you recover your memory. These few days God, Darcy and I will help out by asking around to see if anyone recognizes you. Will you, Darcy?"
Look, I have long felt that the relationship between these two is not simple, they are definitely good friends, so I don't explain.As soon as Mr. Bingley looked over, Mr. Darcy, who had been dumb all the time, spoke.
"Hertfordshire is not a big place, let alone Meryton and here."
MD, these words are really arrogant and arrogant.If Lao Tzu is really a person who has lost his memory, he will have to die at a loss.But Lao Tzu is now a saint, he must be magnanimous, and he must not let Marysu steal the limelight.
But Miss Mary Sue didn't know what Fang Xiaobai was thinking. After all, Miss Bingley cared more about the new amnesiac boy than Darcy, who had already learned all the way. "Please do not misunderstand Mr. Darcy, sir. He means--"
"I didn't misunderstand Miss." Mary Sue, Mary Sue, do you want to be considerate?Please don't forget that there is a player who takes the Holy Mother as his career lying in front of your eyes.Fang Xiaobai interrupted Miss Bingley softly without hesitation. With a little shyness, he glanced at Mr. Darcy and said, "Thank you very much, Mr. Darcy. I know you mean to say that this place is not big, so find someone It's very simple, and that's what I appreciate."
After Fang Xiaobai said this, he lowered his head.But the corners of his eyes have been secretly looking at Darcy.Fang Xiaobai smiled after seeing Darcy blinking his eyes and showing a doubtful expression.
Miss Mary Sue, you probably don't know that you have undoubtedly offended Mr. Darcy, do you?A tsundere and twisted British man like Darcy doesn't like someone to explain the meaning of his words and directly show his hidden good intentions.Sorry, I'm probably one step ahead.
Mr. Bingley, who didn't understand what happened just now, looked at his sister with some doubts, then at Fang Xiaobai who was lying on the bed, and said, "Sir, please have a good rest. Darcy and I will definitely There will be someone who knows who you are."