Chapter 185 Pretend to be dead
Chapter 185 Pretend to be dead
Tong Jiayuan held Jin Yuanbao in the air like a chick. His big round eyes looked at him with grievance, and he cried out, "Master, save me~"
When Tong Jiayuan heard what it said, a playful smile appeared on his face. He turned its body so that it faced where Ah Cai was, and then said, "Well! Where is your master?"
Jin Yuanbao was stunned, his heart wanting to cry but no tears. His owner had actually abandoned him and walked away without a trace of regret.
Its heart collapsed instantly and it felt like it was abandoned by the world.
At this moment, the golden raccoon dog jumped out from nowhere and said to Jin Yuanbao with a proud look on his face: "Boss, the master ran away, luckily I am here to accompany you~"
When Jin Yuanbao heard this, he felt even worse. He closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
It thought, since things have come to this, it might as well just let nature take its course. Maybe it would get some unexpected rewards.
So, it acted as if it was going to ascend to heaven, as if no one could do anything to it.
The golden raccoon dog was stunned when he saw the boss, who looked like he was about to die. "Boss, I'm going to tell the master that you're going to heaven! Have you named an heir for your estate or your will? Look at me, see how I am..."
Listening to the golden raccoon chattering non-stop, Jin Yuanbao still ignored it, but when it heard that this guy was still thinking about his inheritance, it immediately became angry. How could it tolerate this?
"Bite you? GUN~"
Jin Yuanbao roared angrily, his eyes wide open, and he wished he could swallow this guy in one bite.
When the golden raccoon saw the boss suddenly "resurrect", he was so scared that he ran away quickly: "Boss, I'm going to find the master to save you!"
After saying that, he ran away without looking back, leaving Jin Yuanbao alone to roll his eyes, then closed his eyes helplessly, thinking, let it be, whatever happens!
Li Xin and Wang Li walked slowly to Tong Jiayuan, looked at the gold ingot hanging motionless in Tong Jiayuan's hand, looked at each other, and then laughed out loud.
Li Xin walked forward and reached out to pry at Jin Yuanbao, who was pretending to be dead: "Hey, this little guy is pretending to be serious."
As he spoke, he reached out and tugged at Jin Yuanbao's little ear, "You're quite skilled at pretending to be dead. Return the money for the wine to me, or you'll be in trouble!"
Wang Li's eyes rolled as he suddenly had an idea. He quickly pulled out a chicken feather from his pocket, looked at the gold ingot with a smile, and began to scratch it with the feather.
I saw him scratching Jin Yuanbao's ears and eyes, and then scratching its nostrils, having a lot of fun.
The hanging Jin Yuanbao closed his eyes tightly, trying hard to suppress his laughter, but his little nostrils couldn't help twitching.
After a while, it finally couldn't hold it in any longer, "A-choo, a-choo, a-choo..."
He sneezed several times in succession, making everyone around him laugh.
However, Wang Li saw that Jin Yuanbao still refused to open his eyes, so he came up with a plan. He took advantage of Tong Jiayuan's unpreparedness, snatched the gold ingot from his hand, and quickly left the scene with it.
"Little guy, you actually dared to steal my wine, let me show you how I'm going to deal with you!" Wang Li said proudly as he walked, preparing to take the gold ingot back to his place and give it a good beating.
Watching Wang Li's departing figure, Bai Qi couldn't help but laugh out loud: "General Wang's grandson has become more lively and cheerful now. This is what a young person should be like!"
Wang Jian stroked his beard, shook his head helplessly, and smiled bitterly: "Ever since we were summoned to this world, we have no more constraints, and the Lord has let us do whatever we want."
"That's right. There's a young soldier in the barracks over there who's a real chatterbox, chattering away all day long. He's even more lively than Wang Li! The saying 'A red plum becomes redder when it's near a red plum, and a black plum becomes blacker when it's near a black plum' really rings true!"
Li Xin couldn't help but laugh out loud, sighing, "Back in the Qin Dynasty, we generals were very cautious in our interactions, fearing unnecessary trouble. But now, such a relaxed and cheerful atmosphere is truly delightful."
Qin Huali fell into reminiscence, muttering to himself, "If there had been such an enlightened and tolerant monarch back then, allowing us to study freely, perhaps the achievements of the Mohist school would have been limitless..."
Fu? responded meaningfully, "The Mohists should have devoted all their efforts to developing more things that would benefit the people, rather than focusing all day on developing war machines."
Meng Sheng nodded in agreement: "I hope this first generation of intelligent robots can be successfully promoted and benefit more people.
It is truly enviable for modern people to live to the age of 'seventy', 'eighty', 'old age', or 'centenary'..."
Bai Qi smiled and said to everyone, "This dungeon has not only changed us, but also the players who participated in it. Given the Lord's powerful stats, she may not feel it particularly clearly, but we know that her lifespan has been greatly extended!"
Meng Tian couldn't help but burst out laughing. "She's always treated this place as a game world, believing these numbers are all imaginary. She thinks it's incredible that she can bring back food, drinks, toys, and other items from the dungeon secret realm!"
Then, he turned to look at Tong Jiayuan and asked, "You mechanical people have been with the master for such a long time, haven't you reminded her to pay attention to the changes in her body?"
Tong Jiayuan rolled his eyes helplessly: "Why should we remind her? Think about it, how different is the environment she lives in from that of ordinary players?
Even if we tell her the truth, she won’t be able to find a suitable reference point to understand these things.”
He paused, then continued, "Besides, if we tell the truth, what if she accidentally lets it slip? Wouldn't she be caught and sliced up for research?"
"hiss……"
When the others heard this, they couldn't help but gasp.
"Is the world outside so cruel?" someone asked in surprise.
Tong Jiayuan nodded and continued, "Yes, there are quite a few scientific research institutions out there. Although those in China are not so bad, those crazy scientists abroad are really going to extremes!"
Bai Qi listened, nodded thoughtfully, then turned to look at everyone and said earnestly: "So, we still need to learn more about the outside world in the future.
After all, the human heart is unpredictable. We are so lucky to have met such a heartless master. It is truly a blessing from heaven!"
Meng Ao had been silent until Bai Qi glanced at him, and he spoke up, "Actually, we should also interact more with the Outer City Barracks, right? That's the word, right? We can learn from each other. For example, this weapons update is a great opportunity for exchange!"
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